Miracle don happen this December!
You lent your roommate 500 naira in April. You gave up hope in June. Now, 8 months later...
💀→🤑
From "e no go pay again" to "alert received"
The stages of recovery:
- April: "Guy abeg borrow me 500" → You give (heart pure) ✅
- May: Reminder 1 → "Next week" ❌
- June: Reminder 2 → "I forget, sorry" ❌
- September: New semester → You don write am off ❌
- December 28: Alert drops → 500 naira received ✅
🎉🙌💃
You immediately buy Indomie Super Pack + egg
Tag your roommate who still owes you money! (Or the one who finally paid 😂)