No matter your university UNILAG, UDUS, OAU, or ABU these lecturers exist. They shape your GPA, your sleep, and your prayer life. 😂👨🏫
1. The Attendance Tyrant
Marks attendance like it's salary. If you miss one class, your CA don minus 5 marks. "Sign here or fail."
2. The "Read Slide" Professor
Entire lecture is just reading PowerPoint word for word. You wonder why you came to class when you could read at home.
3. The Early Morning Warrior
7am or 8am lecture, no mercy. If you come 5 minutes late, door locked. "Time is money."
4. The Bonus Mark Angel
Gives 5 marks for "active participation." You raise hand every class like politician campaigning.
5. The Phone Confiscator
Sees phone = collects it till end of semester. Even if na calculator app.
6. The Carry Over Specialist
Fails half the class every year. His course na compulsory carry over for some people.
7. The Storyteller
Spends 40 minutes on life story: "In my time at Oxford..." Only 10 minutes on actual topic.
8. The Exam Surprise King
"Everything I taught is in the exam." Lies. Question come from another planet.
Which lecturer type do you fear most? Share your story anonymously on UniVerse we all get our own version! 😭