Hostel life na real character development. But nothing tests your patience like your roommates. Here are the 7 types you'll meet — and how to survive them. 😂🏠
1. The Eternal Borrower
"Abeg, your charger dey?" → Next week: "Your soap finish?" → "Your bucket sef." This person owns nothing but confidence.
2. The Midnight Chef
2am, the whole room dey smell Indomie, egg, and sardine. You wake up salivating... only to hear "I no cook plenty o." No share.
3. The Preacher at 3AM
While you're trying to sleep, he's binding demons and casting out "spirit of failure." Bro, the only spirit here is hunger.
4. The Neat Freak
Your bed no even scatter finish before he don arrange am. Your shoes dey line up like soldiers. You fear to enter room sometimes.
5. The Party Animal
Every weekend na club inside room. Speakers blasting, friends full ground. You just want to read... or sleep.
6. The Invisible Ghost
Pays rent, but you never see am. Maybe once in a semester. You begin to wonder if na spirit dey pay school fees.
7. The Alarm Killer
Sets 10 alarms for 7am lecture. Snoozes every one. By 8am, he's still sleeping like baby. You sef miss class.
Which roommate type do you have? Or worse — which one are YOU? 😭 Tag them anonymously on UniVerse (we won't tell).